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August 17th, 2004
12:37 am
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12:13 am
Current appearance...
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/acedia/littlegent/nostalgic.gif) nostalgic
Current Music: Kill Bill Soundtrack
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August 9th, 2004
July 22nd, 2004
03:56 pm
Sometimes I think I look like a man that had a sex change...
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July 21st, 2004
06:30 pm
Okay... so there are a few more photos...
This is at my other Grad party at home. My friends attacked me with 9 cans of silly string at once, and this is the aftermath. Pretty much me trying to get it all off while laughing hysterically. In the photo are some of my friends (Left to right: Shawn, Ian, Arnold, Avery, and Kay.)
Photographing the cake at my uncle's wedding because I had nothing better to do.
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05:54 pm
I went home for a half hour and uploaded a few recent pictures. Here are two pictures from my Grad party in Marshalltown Iowa..
Here are a couple of pictures of me in the room that my friends and I painted for sick children (getting spinal taps) in the pediatric ward of Sherman Hospital.
Oh yeah, one more from the Grad party in Iowa. opening present...
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July 18th, 2004
09:51 pm - I love dorks
Man Accused of Hitting Woman With Gator
PORT ORANGE, Fla. (AP) - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.
David Havenner, 41, was ordered held without bond Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.
The alligator, which Havenner had been keeping in his bathtub, was turned over to Florida wildlife officials.
Nancy Monico, 39, told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the alligator and swung it at her as she tried to escape, sheriff's spokesman Gary Davidson said. She said the animal hit her at least once. She also told authorities that Havenner threw empty beer bottles at her, Davidson said.
Havenner's version of the story differed. He told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.
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July 17th, 2004
July 15th, 2004
July 14th, 2004
04:49 pm
Ung... I can't stick any photos in here for about 3 weeks. All my photos are on the home computer. Oh well, that means I have to put real content in here now. Actually, I don't know what qualifies as real, so maybe its fake content.
Today I played with mulch for a few hours. Then I came back to the huge dirty house I'm watching and sat in a water filled sled. I couldn't find any swimming pools in the garage so I had to subsitute. The dog, Doger, tried to eat my leg, pants, sketchbook, hair tie, and lotion (he ate the cap for the lotion). I had to fend him off with a water gun. fun fun.
I don't know if I said anything about this, but about 2 weeks ago my friends and I created a little chemical burn on each of our arms. To burn: Take some large grain salt and make a pile on your arm. Then find an icecube and press it firmly on the salted part of your arm. Keep it on until you have to peel the mostly melted ice cube off your skin. It feels like a shot. When the ice is off the salt looks like it melted to your arm, but all you have to do is wash it off. Next comes a horrible itchy feeling and the burn raises like a gigantic bug bite. Yum. The next day it turns into a raw burn type thing. Very Fight Club-esque...ENJOY!
My burn looks really ugly because it's peeling.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/acedia/littlegent/silly.gif) silly
Current Music: Fight Club Soundtrack
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July 13th, 2004
09:07 pm
Oh god, I just took the dog for a walk and I thought he shit out worms... I wanted to barf, but when I went in some light I found out it was a shoelace.
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08:33 pm
I survived. Got my Jolt... The gas station man says he's from Malaysia and that women there wear skirts over their pants like me. I like that.
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06:18 pm
Today I cleaned the whole entire kitchen of the place i'm house sitting for. It was hella dirty. There were strange green plants growing in the fridge and little pieces of corn all over in the freezer. The walls were REALLY gross... caked in chuncks of food, grease, and dirt. Dog and cat fur clumps were all over the floor. The ceiling fan had dust hanging off of it. Yuck. Then I hosed down the deck and scraped off the dirt and algea. To top everything off I got to mow the huge lawn with an ancient manual push mower. I'm covered in dirt, dog saliva, sweat, and grass. How attractive. Va-va-voom!
I would give anything for caffiene NOT in coffee form right now(I resorted to coffee this morning.. Blehng). I think I may venture through the shady neighborhoods to the gas station with Jolt in it. I generally like Jolt, enough to risk getting raped for at least. Man... I need caffeine. UNNNNNNGGGHHGHG.... CAFFEINE.....
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09:21 am
The venerable Oxford English Dictionary knows how to keep up with the times. Va-va-voom is "the quality of being exciting, vigorous, or sexually attractive," according to the compilers of the 11th edition of the Oxford Concise English Dictionary.
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09:17 am
Kitten Found Swimming in Gulf of Mexico
What was that thing bobbing in the water fully three miles into the Gulf of Mexico? That's what Maggie Rogers wanted to know when she was on a scalloping trip with friends. She thought it was probably a turtle. Or maybe just a piece of sea kelp. But curiosity got the better of her, and the boat headed toward it. Maggie got the surprise of her life: It was a kitten. A tiny, shivering, screeching apricot-colored kitten who was paddling for its very life, reports The Associated Press.
If you know anything about cats, you know that water and cats don't mix. They hate water. Just nine inches long, this little kitty was battling not only the waves to stay alive, but also its own innate fear of water. "We scooped him up, and he sat on the boat with me for eight hours," Rogers told AP. When she's not rescuing kitty-cats from the ocean, she works as the finance director at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium. "He was exhausted and stressed," she added. "His heart rate was high."
No one knows how the kitten got into the Gulf of Mexico, but there were at least 40 boats in the area where he was found. A quick checkup by a veterinarian pronounced the 10-week-old, 1-pound kitten relatively healthy; other than worms, he was okay. He was adopted by Rogers' sister-in-law and appropriately named Nemo.
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July 12th, 2004
09:58 pm
I'm confused...
Can someone straighten out this story for me?
I like this one. lol.
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09:54 pm
| How to make a llmannequinll |
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part arrogance
5 parts leadership |
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy! |
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09:38 pm
"Circling the gleaming drain
We are strange creatures,
Making up stories and then believing them.
Crayfish, pine trees, fields of corn.
You're absent. You're present.
We played the mangy danderous game,
Hide-and-seek-risky.
What if they never come looking?
What to do, what you do
When no one wants to find
You stay longer, languor.
A third person is watching.
Little black bugs turn up in your hair.
Trackless feet in the dank black earth,
Sweating, shoes untied, you must pee or die.
Half hiding, half wishing.
I read the paper twice this morning, dully
Thinking instead of how
The sun shone mandarin through the stalks
And what if they never come looking?
Day then, night then.
I turn away laughing for real sometimes,
Now that you have been outmaneuvered.
Tap, tap, tap. Silence. Tap, tap.
Dump the dirt from your shoes before you come in."
By Shawn Dubay from "Ink."
I think its a SAIC newspaper or something.
I appreciate it.
Current Mood: nostalgic
Current Music: Nirvana
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